Five friends go to a remote cabin in the woods. Bad things happen. If you think you know this story, think again. From fan favorites Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard comes The Cabin in the Woods, a mind blowing horror film that turns the genre inside out. That’s the description released by Lionsgate, so does it live up to its hype? Yes, yes it does.
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The Cabin in the Woods (2012) Re-Review
Posted: August 13, 2012 in Action, Best of Films, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, ThrillerTags: Action, all star cast, Anna Hutchison, Bradley Whitford, Cabin, Chris Hemsworth, Combat, Comedy, Competition, Dark Comedy, Drew Goddard, Evil, Fran Kranz, Horror, Jesse Williams, Joss Whedon, Kristen Connolly, Lionsgate Films, mutant monsters, Mystery, pot smoking, Review, Richard Jenkins, science fiction plot, special effects, Suspense, Teens
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Review
Posted: July 5, 2012 in Action, Best of Films, Comedy, Drama, Sci-FiTags: Action, Andrew Garfield, Brooklyn, Captain Stacy, Combat, Comedy, Denis Leary, Dr. Curt Connors, Emma Stone, Gwen Stacy, Highschool, Martin Sheen, Marvel, mutant monsters, Peter Parker, Reboot, Review, Rhys Ifans, science fiction plot, special effects, Spiderman, Stan Lee, stunning visuals, Teens, The Amazing Spider-man, The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) Review, The Amazing Spider-man Trailer, The lizard, Tom Charity, Uncle Ben
It has a few flaws, but for a first installment of the rebooted Spiderman franchise it is better than any of the original films, especially Spiderman 3! The characters especially where far better this time around with Andrew showing Toby how to play Peter Parker. I will be looking forward to the next films in this great new Spiderman reboot. But I would love to see flaws I found fixed, they are so small though that a sequel would be able to see and fix them.
The Top Ten Horror Films Part 1&2 – Polls closed
Posted: June 20, 2012 in Action, Best of Films, Bulk Review, Drama, Fantasy, Horror, Outbreak Scenario, Sci-Fi, ThrillerTags: Action, ‘it’s only just begun’, Cary Elwes, Cillian Murphy, claustrophobic, Combat, Competition, Danny Boyle, Dark Comedy, Dawn of the Dead (2004), death, Despot Future, Devon Sawa, Dog Soldiers, Emma Stone, entertainment, Evil, film, Final Destination (2000), flesh-eating zombies, Frank Darabont, Games, great remake of a horror classic, Horror, horror film, horror-comedy, James Wan, Jesse Eisenberg, John Cusack, Katie Featherson, Leigh Whannell, Micah Sloat, Military, monsters, murderer, mutant monsters, mysterious toxin, Neil Marshall, Ogden Marsh, Paranormal Activity (2007), psychological thriller, psychological twists, Remake, rural community, San Diego, Sarah Polley, Saw (2004), science fiction plot, Scottish Highlands, Sean Pertwee, special forces, stephen king novel, stunning visuals, supernatural, supernatural chills, suspense-drama, Teens, The Descent (2005), the dog doesn’t die for once, top shelf special effects, Ving Rhames, walking dead, Woody Harrelson, zombie, zombies
This is my top ten horror list I hope you enjoy. Thank all for voting and I hope your film won.
Oh My God what the hell is that, arghghhhh it’s got me! Where’s my shot gun damn it! OH GOD NOT MY BRAIN… [Part 1]
Go into caves, tempt ghosts, open portals into other dimensions, go into any room with a 1408 number, go into a theme park when it’s a zombie apocalypse and drink crazy water![Part 2]
Piranha 3DD (2012) Review
Posted: June 13, 2012 in Action, Comedy, Horror, Worst of FilmTags: Action, Baywatch, celebrity lifeguard, Chris Zylka, Christopher Lloyd, Comedy, Danielle Panabaker, David Hasselhoff, David Koechner, Frank Swietek, Gary Busey, Horror, Justin Lowe, Katrina Bowden, Lake Victoria, Matt Bush, Paul Scheer, Piranha 3D, Piranha 3DD (2012), pot smoking, pre-historic, Remake, Review, Teens, terrible, The Big Wet, Water Park
The film is terrible, just terrible. The first film wasn’t bad and had some alright points in it but this one just gave up and it really tells. Not a huge surprise that its terrible but I will be explaining why it was so bad.
Top Ten Horror Films 2000-2010 Part 1
Posted: May 23, 2012 in Action, Best of Films, Bulk Review, Horror, Sci-FiTags: 28 Days Later (2002), Academy Award, Action, An American Werewolf in London, Animal rights, British soldiers, Cary Elwes, Cillian Murphy, Combat, Competition, Danny Boyle, Dark Comedy, Dawn of the Dead (2004), death, Despot Future, Devon Sawa, Dog Soldiers (2002), entertainment, Event Horizon, Evil, film, Final Destination (2000), flesh-eating zombies, Games, great remake of a horror classic, Highschool, Horror, horror film, horror-comedy, Identity (2003), James Wan, Leigh Whannell, London, Military, murderer, mutant monsters, Neil Marshall, premonition, psychological thriller, Remake, Sarah Polley, Saw (2004), science fiction plot, Scottish Highlands, Sean Pertwee, special forces, stunning visuals, suspense-drama, Teens, the dog doesn’t die for once, Ving Rhames, walking dead, werewolf's, zombies
This is my top ten horror list I hope you enjoy. Bring it on horror films! You don’t scare me, you think because I wet myself in the cinema or nearly ripped the seat arms off means I am scared, well it doesn’t. Just because after watching Event Horizon at the age of 7 I had to go to therapy doesn’t mean you scared me horror films. Oh My God what the hell is that, arghghhhh it’s got me! Where’s my shot gun damn it! OH GOD NOT MY BRAIN…
The Darkest Hour (2011) Review
Posted: May 18, 2012 in Action, Horror, Sci-Fi, Worst of FilmTags: 3D, Action, Aliens, B movie, Battleships, Combat, entertainment, film, hollywood, Horror, horror film, Invasion, Military, Moscow, Night Club, Review, Russia, Russian, science fiction plot, Teens, The Darkest Hour (2011), vacation
It’s a great B movie which tries to be a big blockbuster and fails, but I do like B movies so I will recommend it for a watch but don’t expect much, on a separate note the comics actually look much better. The Darkest Hour is the story of five young people who find themselves stranded in Moscow, fighting to survive in the wake of a devastating alien attack. The 3D thriller highlights the classic beauty of Moscow alongside mind-blowing special effects. Tim’s Film Reviews: wait till it comes out on TV.
28%
Ten Worst Films 2000-2010 Part 2
Posted: April 24, 2012 in Bulk Review, Worst of FilmTags: 20th century fox, anime, Competition, entertainment, Highschool, hollywood, Invasion, medieval mace, Paramount, science fiction plot, Teens
Part 2 is out and all people who were involved in making these awful films should be rounded up and put in a fenced enclosure for the death games in which all that paid to watch their films get to hunt them like deer. From the writers, directors and actors they will all be hunted in the death games. Weapon of choose the mace and I am talking medieval mace.
21 Jump Street (2012) Review
Posted: April 13, 2012 in Action, Best of Films, ComedyTags: Action, Combat, Comedy, entertainment, film, Highschool, hollywood, pot smoking, Remake, Review, Teens
21 Jump Street in my first opinion was going to nothing but another failed comedy attempt, but turned out to be extremely funny and very well put together for a new take on an 80′s TV show. In the action-comedy 21 Jump Street, Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) are more than ready to leave their adolescent problems behind. Joining the police force and the secret Jump Street unit, they use their youthful appearances to go undercover in a local high school. As they trade in their guns and badges for backpacks, Schmidt and Jenko risk their lives to investigate a violent and dangerous drug ring. Tim’s Film Reviews Recommended.
87%
The Hunger Games (2012) Review
Posted: April 13, 2012 in Action, Sci-FiTags: Combat, Competition, Despot Future, Games, Review, science fiction plot, Teens
The Hunger Games has a lot of potential as franchise that I would watch I can see how it will be popular amongst most people, however this first installment does have flaws in my opinion and I will explain them.The strong points for this movie is that its premise is very good, Every year in the ruins of what was once North America, the evil Capitol of the nation of Panem forces each of its twelve districts to send a teenage boy and girl to compete in the Hunger Games. A twisted punishment for a past uprising and an ongoing government intimidation tactic, The Hunger Games are a nationally televised event in which “Tributes” must fight with one another until one survivor remains.
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