The Host (Trailer #3) Review
Just so there is no confusion I hate what this film is doing and the trailer just makes me cringe from start to end. From the mind Stephanie Meyer creator of the Twilight Saga, we get this new invasion genre assassin ‘The Host’. First she turned vampires into sparkling fairies, werewolves who are apparently allergic to shirts and a female lead who loves an older man who pervs over her sleeping, truly a role model for young girls everywhere. I just can’t wait to see how she will ruin alien invasions. What have I gleamed from the trailer? Aliens like white suits and mirror cars. Alien host learns to love a real boy. Romance will encompass this entire film, not good romance but lots of twilight “romance”. As a trailer it’s good but I can see it’s not a film for me. I didn’t see any acting per say but I don’t recognise anyone in it and wouldn’t know if we were getting another batch of awful actors, so can anyone enlighten me?
What if everything you love was taken from you in the blink of an eye? “The Host” is the next epic love story from the creator of the “Twilight Saga,” worldwide bestselling author, Stephenie Meyer. When an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie Stryder (Saoirse Ronan) will risk everything to protect the people she cares most about — Jared (Max Irons), Ian (Jake Abel), her brother Jamie (Chandler Canterbury) and her Uncle Jeb (William Hurt) , proving that love can conquer all in a dangerous new world.
Top 3 Scenes
3. Puppy Dog Eyes
Sorry I invaded your girlfriend’s body and now she’s my bitch. But does me controlling her into looking cute help you not want to kill me. I hate stupid predictable relationships and that’s all I have seen throughout this trailer. There’s essentially going to be a love triangle between two people.
2. What Is It With The Mirror Cars?
The invading aliens apparently defeated us with their stylish cars and whiter than white suits. Why sports cars? Do the invaders have the same vanity to us but as a collective? What’s the strategy?! They seem retarded and somehow beat us! This angers me!
1. Some Entertaining Chases
This is the only compliment I have for this film. It may have some good action scenes but it is only a trailer and they tend to include the best parts to get you in the cinema. It won’t be fooling me today and I hope it isn’t as bad as I think but I would be very surprised if this film turned out to be good.
Well that’s my views. Now what do you think about this newest trailer?
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